I've almost just followed through...
terrible golf swing.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:22, archived)

The Boy George episode of The A Team was on the other day; "Cowboy George."
Unfortunately I didn't have time to watch it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

I like to think I'm 10% B A Baracus 10% Hannibal 10% Murdock and 20% The Face & 50% Cher

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

No.
10% Russell Brand, 45% Cher, 30% a squeaky floor board and 15% impotent rage masked as friendliness.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

I'd put you down as 90% Ade Edmonson 10% Fritzl

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:32, archived)

I'd put you down.
Like a vet with a shit-cat.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:33, archived)

You would
in some pathetic, impotent dream sequence played out in your own head.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:34, archived)

I almost would like to meet you again.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

I'd almost get you in a headlock and fart in your hair

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)

You're 16% boiled potato, 81% jacket potato 3% cheese flux

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)