you're a lavender scented pansy
you'd try to scale me with crampons.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

you'd try and SPD my crotch to death.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:29, archived)

I'd tie you to the front forks of my bike
and use you as a "clacker"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:30, archived)

win

( GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 21 May 2009, 11:35, archived)