I dont rmemeber Voltan at all
he must have been a cunt.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:18, archived)

Fenris was the best cunt.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)

I like Fenris
he's the sort of bloke you go out for a pint with and then wrestle each other when pissed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Absolutely.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

I thought he was lovely.
Also, very tall as I seem to remember.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

No
He was about five foot ten I think.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

I'm only 5', most people look hideously tall to me.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

You freak

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

This.
He's a shortarse by decent old-skool b3tan stakes.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)

Didn't he almost punch Gizmo?

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:24, archived)

Probably only "almost"
because his tiny fists were so small the punch was blown off course by a passing fly.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

Quite possibly.
Wrestling was more his style though. Along with barbarian loincloths and big double-edged swords.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:25, archived)

he was the second coming of Conan.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:31, archived)