I can just see Noddy Holder
crosseyed, gurning, humping away at you like a fevered pug.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:01, archived)

I've got a hideous errection right now
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:04, archived)

Oh Lord.
Not in that way.

And I can see that too now. You fucking great shit house.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:04, archived)