You wouldn't steal a TV!
You wouldn't steal a handbag!
You wouldn't steal a car!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)

You wouldn't murder a policeman!
And then steal his helmet!
( Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)

I was waiting for that

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)

You wouldn't download a car
Yes I bloody would. Stupid advert.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:30, archived)