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I saw half man half biscuit last night
For the second time.

What have you seen that's good recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
The Hannah Montana Movie

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I bet she's really thin
and only has 15 pubic hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
she's REALLY thin.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
Fucking bitch
I beleive the predeliction for thin women in the media has come about because Models and Acresses are chosen by gays.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
she's only young, as well
still, if you will become an actress, you will probably end up right skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
I vote we beat all actresses and models to death

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
aww no
then who would wear all the lovely clothes?
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
Polly Pocket

(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
you can have some

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:24, archived)
High fashion clothes are only meant for the uber-skinny and tall
as it shows the clothes off without the designer having to compensate for hips, boobs and whatever. I'd spend a fucking fortune on clothes if I was that shape.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
dead by 30 of a overdose
mawahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)

This is so untrue
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
and the hairs?

(Goatse not a comedy account, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
I've still got to watch this.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
it's fairly entertaining, actually.
Torrent it, don't pay for it.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
THAT IS STEALING
YOU ARE WORSE THAN MYRA HINDLEY
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
what actually is it?
All I know of the show is that it's made by Disney and was advertised on the side of buses a couple of months back.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
and there is a XBox/Playstation/Wii game for it

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
Hannah Montana is a character, really
I think there is a TV programme on the Disney channel. She's Hannah Montana for singing and being famous, and lives her normal life as Miley Cyrus, regular girl.

I think.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
And she's got a mouth like the Standedge tunnel turned sideways.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
She was a small child actress Billy Ray Cyrus sold to Disney as he was low on cash.
Once Disney starting using these legally owned actors/actresses, they'll pedal them out like prostitutes whoring out merchandise and churning out tv shows and movies, rolling in the money for Disney who had been struggling to make anything decent in its own right since The Lion King. Billy Ray started a legal battle to get his daughter back at a profit, but to avoid a kerfuffle with the court rooms and people finding out Disney buy and own child slaves as actors, they gave him a part in the show.

/Conspiracy Theory by EddAchey Breaky Heart
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
I downloaded it a week ago.
It's sitting on my desktop, waiting to be watched. It best be better than Star Trek.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
I can already hear MoT huffing himself up for a big righteous strop.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
The industry's not losing any money from me by me torrenting it
I wouldn't pay for it even if there were no torrents. I'd just go without.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
only because you got in on a childs ticket

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
hah
the jokes on YOU, I downloaded it.

On my Tomy My First Laptop
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:20, archived)
promoting movie piracy!
bad spangolin!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:21, archived)
You wouldn't steal a TV!
You wouldn't steal a handbag!
You wouldn't steal a car!
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:23, archived)
You wouldn't murder a policeman!
And then steal his helmet!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I was waiting for that

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
You wouldn't download a car
Yes I bloody would. Stupid advert.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
careful
master of shit will get angry..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
I'm quaking. Honest.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:31, archived)
we got student tickets for Star Trek yesterday,
without even asking for them. She asked us if we had any student ID, and we said no, and I thought the total hadn't come out to as much as I'd expected, and then we looked at the tickets and they said "student" on them.

We must have looked young that day, because we got asked for ID in the pub just before that as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
The mirror.
I must say. Today I am incredibly self confident.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:17, archived)
I had a man sent off in the 1st minute
I'm now 6 nil up.

I AM AN ACE MANAGER.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:18, archived)
the life of brian in HD on bluray

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:19, archived)
I saw The Specials in Coventry last Friday, that
was great fun. I'm also off to see The Cribs in October, which should be even funner.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
Frost/Nixon
The Wrestler
Star Trek

The Specials
The Young Knives
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:25, archived)
I liked star trek.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
And ME. Don't forget me, I'm ace. I'm better than all those things.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:26, archived)
No.
Wishbert is better than you.

Eurovision was good too because Norway won.

I've also seen my hair and my tits, all of which are GREAT.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:28, archived)
Can't argue with that.
Fancy a pint if I can stay awake long enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:29, archived)
What, now?

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
Nah, latars.
Well any time from now, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
I'm meant to be meeting Chrissie in The Windmill later on.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
OK, well maybe another time then, Red Bush.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
He he.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:49, archived)
Not s'much recently but I'm looking forward to Depeche Mode in December
and I will probably be banging on about it until then too.

I'd love to go to the Cambridge Folk Festival but I can't this year, maybe next.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
mate of mine in Salisbury
stole the Jagermeister machince from the pub he used to work at
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:27, archived)
Fucking hell
I am in a shite pub using 1980's phone internet listening to old spastics talking shite and a remix of the Mr Blobby song. Also, deal or no deal is on the telly. I think this is what hell must be like.
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Some stinking pisshead being arrested for lying in the middle of the road.
actually, they might just have taken him home. He was removed anyway, which is good. Don't want my road reeking of pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Was he a regular poster on QOTW?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
He has feelings
he may just have turned to drink after being bullied online, can you show him no compassion ?
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
That's nothing
I saw a man that was litterally half-biscuit.
Mykey his name was.
Strange racist type.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:40, archived)