You're constantly full of shit anyway

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, archived)

Yeah well
If wit was shit you'd be constipated.
( Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

if brains were dynamite
you wouldnt have enough to mess your fucking hair up
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43, archived)

and if brevity be the soul of wit,
he'd shit in his briefs.

A conundrum indeed.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:44, archived)