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quis constupraret ipsos compressores?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:20, archived)
my latin is a bit rusty..
"she was pregnant and we legged it" ?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
respondeo ut faggotry per maiestas

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)

ego didnt teneo is eram jailbait. pia guvenor *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
romani inut domus?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:21, archived)
ha ha!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
People called the Romans they go the house?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
Hail Caesar.
If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
Stwike him, centuwion.
Vewwy wuffly.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
Hahahaha
this hasn't got the respect/geekeness it deserves.
Fuck it, i'll use all my comedy accounts to popular page it*

* I don't actually own any said accounts
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:22, archived)
is this why caligula married his horse?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
bestiality of all the animals...

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
:)

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
pfft!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:32, archived)
It's because he loved horses.
Potissimus bestia and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
Why am I looking at your latin filler text?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Who else's shit is backed up after listening to German electronica?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
Nope, never get a problem

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
You're constantly full of shit anyway

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
Yeah well
If wit was shit you'd be constipated.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
if brains were dynamite
you wouldnt have enough to mess your fucking hair up
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
and if brevity be the soul of wit,
he'd shit in his briefs.

A conundrum indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
Nobody
Accept your fate
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
fffffffff

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
it's just white noise

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:31, archived)
white noise visualised is white *and* black
don't be so rascist
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:38, archived)
nice one!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
Et al

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
etc

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:23, archived)
I'm shit hot at latin.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
carpe diem
/reads around the side of a pound coin.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Cogito ergo nihil

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:25, archived)
pfft

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
I approve of this

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
I think, therefore I'm nothing?

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
I wish I'd been to posh school and learnt Latin.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
I'd like to know Latin,
but I'm pretty glad I didn't go to posh school.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:27, archived)
"never forget that terrible lie"

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
konichi wa

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:26, archived)
are you begging internet chums for help as you are a little wanker who can't even manage to use a condom?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:28, archived)
ha ha? forum banter? great stuff? no?
confusing times
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:33, archived)
what
┌( ಠ_ಠ)┘
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:35, archived)
how was the sea?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
calm and easy, got some cod and a ling, i don't eat it, my brother is doing fillets now
not for me the whole thing as a hobby, i'll stick to carp fishing
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:47, archived)
i made this for you
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/milknosugar_anal_retention.jpg

SFW(n)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:36, archived)
oh god please don't tell me that's the face of someone on here

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
How many more would you like?

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:40, archived)
forum banter! great stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
No, I'm serious.

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:44, archived)
okay, i think that one is enough

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
Ah, well, I'll do another six to make an even seven and see how it goes.
Ed: Why did you delete your reply, previously?

You deleted your reply to this:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6166605

Why?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
To be perfectly honest, I didn't appreciate the image when you posted it first time.
I couldn't be arsed complaining or wobbling so thought I'd delete it and leave it at that. All largely irrelevant seeing as you posted the link again.
Thanks for asking though. It's better than some other peoples "WAAH WAAH SOMEONE DELETED A REPLY!"
You just caught me on a particularly bad day.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
6 more to come.
Ed: Not really.

Edd: maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly
For a white guy.
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:29, archived)
You have got shitter

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
and you're exactly the same as ever

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:30, archived)
KAPOW!

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:39, archived)
that KAPOW took you nine minutes to type

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
successful with the (legal) ladies
reasonably funny in real life, training for a great job and fun to go for a pint with?
sucks to be him
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
awww, how cute

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:43, archived)
thats jeopardy!
your answer to "things legal age women dont say to sticky label" for 10 points is correct
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
that made me laugh for a number of reasons

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
"things jailbait say when they see sticky label naked for the first time"
for 15 points.
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:51, archived)
that's better
although you could try finding your own joke format
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:53, archived)
this is like some kind of lover's tiff.

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55, archived)
how many times have i told you to stop fantasising about me.
its just not on MGT..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
why won't he take me back, mummy?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)
i am sure i read that on a witness statement..

(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02, archived)
I dream of milk too.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:34, archived)
By Toutatis!
These Romans are crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:41, archived)
I approve of this message

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:42, archived)
bonjour

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:54, archived)
the difference between the romans and the french its that
I like the romans.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:56, archived)
I'd fuck a frenchie

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:10, archived)
who sits on the fatties?
Feeders, that's who.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:59, archived)
It's compressoris.
And the answer is, of course, the other inmates.

/better late than never
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:40, archived)