this is like some kind of lover's tiff.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:55, archived)

how many times have i told you to stop fantasising about me.
its just not on MGT..
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

why won't he take me back, mummy?

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 21 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

i am sure i read that on a witness statement..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:02, archived)