Nothing, cheese does well on its own.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

You make a cheese sandwich, and add nothing?
King among men.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:16, archived)

I generally don't make cheese sandwiches though.
But when I do, yes, I add nothing.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

no lettuce?

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

With cheese?
Wrong.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:19, archived)

I fear for this generation.
Sweet Pickled Jesus.
( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

Which generation are you in son/peer/grandad

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:21, archived)

I'll tell you what is a good cheese sandwich though,
stilton and jalapenos.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

Or, right, get this.
Cheese.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

any particular one?

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

I do like Red Leicester, Cheddar and Mozzerella in a toastie.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:25, archived)

A nice mature cheddar makes a good sandwich.
I also like double Gloucester.

Oho we got some awesome mozzarella from the farmer's market this week.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:26, archived)

I had a voucher from tesco giving me 50% off mozzerella.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:27, archived)

Tesco only ever sent me vouchers for stuff I never bought.
Demographics fail.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:29, archived)

I got ones for stuff I normally buy,
and then some for things i've bought once... about 5 years ago.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

I think to start off with they go by your postcode,
which meant for me it was mostly for ready meals. I guess I never spent enough in there for the system to work it out.

And then it would be stupid things like "20% off when you spend £10 or more on bread".
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

I wish they'd give me money off satsumas.
I'm on a satsuma binge right now.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

i'll tell you what's a good fruit,
Chinese Fuji apples.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

I like Jazz apples.
They're a cross between Braeburn and Gala
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

never seen those,
I'll look out for them. Do you have to eat them with Jazz hands?
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:41, archived)

You don't have to,
but if you don't it's frowned on.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:42, archived)

I'll be 37 this June.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:23, archived)

This is true
although cheese greatly improves peas.

And they rhyme.

Win.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

so do bees.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:18, archived)

Bees are awesome
but they hurt when I try to consume them with peas.
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:20, archived)

I eat my peas with honey,
I've done it all my life,
It makes the peas taste funny,
but it keeps them on the knife.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)

Will you marry me?

( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

probably not

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:24, archived)

It was worth a shot
I suppose it'd be hard to explain to my unlikelyly real girlfriend... but she doesn't like cheese!

*cries*
( greedyostrich Cheese is evil! Cheddar is VOODOO!, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:28, archived)

Yes, beers are awesome.

( (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 21 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Cheesey
booBees?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 21 May 2009, 22:22, archived)