it's still here

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

If I was going to place the internet somewhere.
It'd be well away from friends and family so I couldn't be labelled as a man who enjoys such things.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:52, archived)

The internet's in Slough.
Honest, I've seen it.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

it's about the size of a grapefruit and kept in a perspex box

( Lightguy hail satan, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:57, archived)

it has flashing LEDs and all wires coming out of it

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

and there's fireworks going off,
and it's all like POW, BAM, SHAZOOEY, KABLAMMO, FWAP!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

every 6 hours or so they have to pour a bucket of cold water over it as it tends to overheat

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

This is true.
It's guarded by dragons and midgets.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:59, archived)

YOU JMG, HAVE RUINED MY ONLINING GAMING EXPERIENCE TODAY.
I HAD TO MSN A GIRL ABOUT AND I'VE PUT YOU ON BLOCK.

I'M JUST WAITING FOR MAFFERS TO SEND ME A GAZ NOW.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 21 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

Each time I went past you I put my controller down and stood laughing hearitly with my fists on my hips.
It did mess with my lap times, somewhat.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 21 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

This is dreadful internet.
You;re ruining my chances with chubby online girls.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

In better news, Dekionplexis got himslef nawty stepped.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:06, archived)