Ïiuss dö wir dowi ïowi stoïa -- oh oh oh
Ïiuss dö wir dowi ïowi šawaah -- ü ü ü
Döh wëhr dö wï dowëh rëwëh ïošaah -- döh wëhr dö sïn
Wïrr döh wëhr dowï rëwi šawaah -- ü ü ü

Wï wï wowosëhndö (x4)

-- Ïiosz!
Döh wëhr dö wï rewi sündi -- dow/ëh séh wï sün
Dowërï sün dowëh weloï -- oh oh oh
Sewelëh wëh dowëhr dö wï ï/ëwëh ïošaah -- Ïiüss!
Dowëh Sewelëh wëhsö weloï -- ü ü ü

Wï wï wowosëhndö (x4)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Oh you and your Black Lace

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Is my name Mike?
Have I tried to sell you any carpets?

if(!question1 && !question2) { fuckoff; }
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

I bet you have a shiny grey suit with the sleaves rolled up for imterviews and court appearances

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

These room-size carpets will cost you £35, £16 and £10 right NOW.
*cheesy grin*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

This is outstanding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bBGkhKtx18&feature=related
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Batley, Brighouse, Morley, Leeds

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:09, archived)