Otoko no hitotachi
wa oyoide imasu
( applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Aye.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

Look JMG, someone is trying to attract the nerds by posting in Japanese.
You can smell the lynx, old t-shirts depicting obselete gaming systems and stale spunk from here.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

Probably a filthy ginger

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Hey i resent that particular accusation
The rest is pretty much spot on though
( applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

three wolf moon, man
 
aaaaaaaaaawwwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Alright applehead

( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:08, archived)

hai

( applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

HE HE HE HE HE ^^
STUPID HAT
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

Non ti capisco per niente.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

Rosetta Stone has made me repeat this phrase (and variants thereof)
at least 300 times
( applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

I quite like cheese on toast

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6159389
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

ha ha ha!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

and a ching chong wing wong to you too

( Lightguy hail satan, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

now i have a desire to watch some hong kong phooey

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 22 May 2009, 0:25, archived)

Ïiuss dö wir dowi ïowi stoïa -- oh oh oh
Ïiuss dö wir dowi ïowi šawaah -- ü ü ü
Döh wëhr dö wï dowëh rëwëh ïošaah -- döh wëhr dö sïn
Wïrr döh wëhr dowï rëwi šawaah -- ü ü ü

Wï wï wowosëhndö (x4)

-- Ïiosz!
Döh wëhr dö wï rewi sündi -- dow/ëh séh wï sün
Dowërï sün dowëh weloï -- oh oh oh
Sewelëh wëh dowëhr dö wï ï/ëwëh ïošaah -- Ïiüss!
Dowëh Sewelëh wëhsö weloï -- ü ü ü

Wï wï wowosëhndö (x4)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

Oh you and your Black Lace

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

Is my name Mike?
Have I tried to sell you any carpets?

if(!question1 && !question2) { fuckoff; }
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:24, archived)

I bet you have a shiny grey suit with the sleaves rolled up for imterviews and court appearances

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:26, archived)

These room-size carpets will cost you £35, £16 and £10 right NOW.
*cheesy grin*
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

This is outstanding
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bBGkhKtx18&feature=related
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:35, archived)

Batley, Brighouse, Morley, Leeds

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

Your grandad did Pearl Harbour

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:10, archived)

I know
We haven't quite forgiven him for directing that piece of shit
( applehead herp derp, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

in a debbie way?

(rigby happened on (and with added toothache), Fri 22 May 2009, 0:28, archived)

Grandma perhaps.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 May 2009, 1:02, archived)