FATTIE!
The only exception is Jaffa Cakes, which are like orange-flavoured Heroin.
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:13, archived)

Ha,
I've eaten some* of those today.

*12
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:18, archived)

that's a standard portion

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Fri 22 May 2009, 0:25, archived)