Semi pointless activities
I drove back from scotland tonight with the idea of collecting my car and heading to my girlfriends house.

Instead, I arrived later than planned and as such got rather drunk and have to leave in the morning.

The idea was there, but not the action....
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:06, archived)

OK.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:08, archived)

I'd like to provide a better reply,
but I can't think of one.
(MooCow_Byter, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

I blame Gilgamesh.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:09, archived)

you're only saying that because JMG isn't here

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:10, archived)

I don't have to take this from bald dolescum like you.

(MooCow_Byter, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:14, archived)

img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/captain_tink/JMGsfault-furries.jpg
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

Furries + Klingon weapons.......
I spy a series..... maybe?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

img190.imageshack.us/img190/9476/jmgforme.jpg

NSFW FOR THAT GUYS SAKE... GOD BLESS THAT GUY!
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

There's a whole series of them, I believe.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

*Dampens brow*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 22 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

nsfw you twat
 
but I should know better than to click in the first place
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

You should know better
tut tut
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

I just gave myself a very stern verbal warning.
 
Maybe I should send myself home for the day to think about what I've done
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

at what point in the evening did you think that anyone on the internet would be interested in hearing this story?

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:13, archived)

Never....
Although I was under the impression that /talk wasn't to be taken in the html sense of "stfu", more of "ok.... and?"
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

You're going to get such a tongue lashing
once everyone figures out what you just wrote
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:19, archived)

So let us get this straight...
You're drunk limp? and thought you would inform the public, us, this?
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:16, archived)

Hmmm....
Maybe I wasn't articulate enough...

I was asking if anyone has attempted to achieve something today, yet fallen short through no fault of their own
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

If you
Wish to interperate that as an erectile dysfunction joke, fair enough.

I was actually hoping that somepeople on here would lend a more intellectual viewpoint
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:25, archived)

It's almost 2.30 in the morning.
If you want intellectual, fuck off to MENSA.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:27, archived)

Not a bad plan....
And if you're struggling for membership, may I suggest that you spend less time on here?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

I've never actually applied.
I have absolutely no impetus to.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

You would be in the same cunt club as Carol Vorderman

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

THIS
IN CUM BUCKET LOADS
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

maybe you should have phrased that in the form of a question then
 
for myself, I attempted to be interested in this thread
with limited success
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:10, archived)

it's a diabolical outrage, that's what it is

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:19, archived)

I am writing to my MP right now

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Don't bother...
They'll have toclaim £5000 just to look at this
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

I could not give a hoot.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:23, archived)

I am not asking
That anyone care, it's my mistake for leaving so late.

But what is everyones problem with starting a conversation?

Are you all so locked into your computers and the anonymity they provide that you can't have a civil conversation about banal things that happened today?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:28, archived)

Is that the start of a flounce?

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Define "flounce"
And i'll let you know
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

I am wondering whether to alert Mike or not

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

I'd get ready to.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

Alert whomever you decide to...
It's not like I care really.... I was just trying to start a conversation.
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

Do NOT tell him.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

No, you're just shit.

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

How very original....
Do you get your thrills by flaming every post on here that you happen to see? or is it more personal than that?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:34, archived)

No.
I'm normally quite placid. You're just very shit, you see, so I'm not.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

Ok...
let me get this straight...

If something isn't to your personal taste, it's shit?

Rather than conversing about a subject that you may have experience of, you decide "fuck that, it's shit"?

I'm wondering why....?

There have been many posts on here that I haven't had any great interest in, yet I've always managed to be civil.....

Do you have some sort of "god complex" whereby whatever you like, must be liked by others, or are you just one of us sad people that can't get to sleep... or both?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

the words
THE WORDS
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

THE LINE BREAKS.
THE LINE BREAKS.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

SHIT IM SEEING SPOTS

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

No, it's not your post or the subject that's shit.
It's you. You're proving that you're shit right now. And stop using fucking line breaks, this isn't QOTW.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

Oh my!!!
Line

Breaks...

Could

I

Offend

Anyone

More?
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

This is brilliantly funny.
I hope someone is gazzing mike right now.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

You are so 2:25am

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:51, archived)

Oh man.
You know, I could really go for some fucking cake right now.
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

P.S.
I like the despairing captain picard in your profile.

And "gaz" whomever you like.

Ooooh! another line break!!

Damn....
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:53, archived)

Not my picard.
It's a nice bit of copying and pasting. Are you done flouncing yet?
( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:55, archived)

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( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

No...
I thought I'd put on my pink leotard, ice skates and vibrating butt plug... and spend the rest of the night dancing the bolero.

I'm not sure where to post the video though...
(Darkpie 3.243F6A8885A308D31319, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:58, archived)

/links is that way

( WHARRGARBL, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

*Gazs Mike*

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 22 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

mike's a cunt
all the flounces in his profile were found by ME

including my own flounce
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:21, archived)

This is bullshit.
You can read this whenever you click on the link sent by executiverocker.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:00, archived)