this messageboard's a bit dull right now
what we should do is copy-paste interesting posts here from other messageboards then pretend we thought of them

what's your favourite make of television? I hear Samsung are pretty good.

I don't own a television.

lol, line breaks
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:35, archived)

you've all gone to bed, you dull cunts

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:42, archived)

speak for yourself granddad.
morning :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:43, archived)

hello sexy buttocks
I was writing a tune. Then I realised it was shit and deleted it. Then I lit a cigarette. Will keep you posted on the "having a cup of tea" situation.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:46, archived)

make sure you do.
i am on the edge of my seat here!
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:47, archived)

seriously, I might even put a teaspoon of sugar in it
I'm that crazy tonight
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:49, archived)

i hope you brush your teeth..

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:50, archived)

I forgot to floss last night!
there's no amateur trolls here tonight, I might have to bully you for fun
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:53, archived)

good luck with that.

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

As requested
Jesus Christ, now this REALLY pisses me off. Tomorrow night I went to a foam party at a gay nightclub in Oxford Street. Huge foam making machine pumping washing up liquid and water out as soap suds, that filled the dance floor to head height. Just as well cos most of the dancers (male and transsexual) were in G strings. (I was in t shirt and jeans). Why did I go? Because I could. But I stood there with a cold beer in my hand and thought – this is the decline of a civilisation. Maybe the fundamental Muslims have got it right…… But instead I took a gay Filipino guy home with me and sodomised him.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:54, archived)

livin the dream!

( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:58, archived)

Aint dat de troof
I will just message the word to everyone anyway…… because I cannot be letting it go. No, you are right. Why – because you me and every fucking person on this site knows that what I said was the truth. Getting a shag in Jakarta is easier for an expat than getting a beer. And anyone who argues otherwise is blowing smoke out of their arse. And I am not a gay.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:01, archived)

What the hell is going on here?

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

"copy-paste interesting posts here from other messageboards"
So I did, except I will not pretend they are mine
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:05, archived)

Oh right I stopped reading Gilgamesh's post.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

I am a little envious to be sure
 
our trannies are mostly rubbish
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

These are "Antipodean" trannies
That are being referred to!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

in Auckland at least I don't see too many good post-ops
and most of those are Thai anyway.

Our indigenous trannies tend to look like rugby players in frocks.
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Your music is the reason I found Jesus, I love Him so much, He is my one my all!!!!!! It would be great if anyone could get intouch, it would help improve me faith!

( Ttssattsr, Fri 22 May 2009, 3:59, archived)

I just found another flounce all by myself without the help of anyone, like all the others.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:00, archived)

technically mine wasn't a flounce.
but whatever :D
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:07, archived)

INTERNET DETECTIVE
 
www.b3ta.com/search/talk?q=flounce
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

You think I haven't thought of that?
I've been typing in things such as "Shut up syncubus" "fuck off bou" and "rathen is a cunt" all in the name of THE SEARCH for THE LIST.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

hehhehhehheh
 
"y ru guys so mean"
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

the Rathen one is the wrong link
that was Rathen's second login, the real flounce is elsewhere
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

Are you sure he didn't change his name?
I'm sure I remember reading that under Rathen's name.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

ah ok
I was right first time, when I sent you the link
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:26, archived)

I really don't know what you're talking about.
Would it be possible to make a program or some sort of internet thing which auto-replied if a certain trigger word was said?

I'm just curious. Bicurious.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

yes

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

It'd no doubt result in a swift banning on here I imagine.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Going to bed here.

( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

Here you are anyway cuntychops:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6165827

I could placate you a some more and have "SOME LINKS FOUNDS BY GILGAMESH" emblazoned across the top of my profile?
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

fuck off cunt

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

Fouricci Sequence left too?
 
Good, he always bored me shitless
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 22 May 2009, 5:38, archived)