Oh Theoban,
you make me weep for Morrissey :( He will never know the true happiness that you can get from a KFC zinger meal :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

He'll never understand the joy of spending the next day on the toilet after horsing a bucket of KFC hot wings

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)