I hate Hazel Blears
newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45807000/jpg/_45807957_blears_pa226b.jpg

who do you hate, preferably with photo's of their terrible terrible faces.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

I want to push her face into a grinder.

( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Hasn't someone already done that?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

probably
seems unfair I don't get a go.
( GrandmaOfShoes, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Good morning shoes.
How goes it?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I want someone to say "oh shut the fuck up"
next time she speaks in the commons, possibly brown or the speaker.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

This
Her and Margaret Beckett.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Margarett Beckett looks like an ugly old man.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

She has no chin
Apart from the fact that she is a knob, how can you trust someone with no chin?!
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Oh I don't know
Zach Braff's alright.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Can someone with 2 chins can have double the trust?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

No, one chin and above gets the same amount of trust
Unless the question is who ate the cake.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

She's still alive, she still counts


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See also:

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( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Would

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Which?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I was talking about you.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Aww, Chomps.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

ha ha
how did I get away with an "aww" from saying "would" in the general direction of a girl.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

It's better than wouldn't.
Take what I can get, me.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Do you even know what she looks like?
Or is the fact that she's female enough?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

and Capt'n, before you go off on one...
I wasn't implying you are ugly.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

We're facebook friends and everything.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/4838336
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

I've met her
she seemed ok.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

She told someone I despair of to shut up
that's all I feel about her. Mary Anne Hobbs can fuck right off.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

Also
these cunts
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

fucking vernon,
fucking Kay
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

They are not just cunts
the are complete and total deep 70`s style cunts who you want to see die in the most sickening manner possible.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

what up, red.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I HATE THIS FAT FACED CUNT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD4LoH42U3U
(__, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Is that a youtube link to one of your videos?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

LOL YEAH
I haven't been here for a week. I deserve SOME fucking attention.
(__, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

it' was your own fault though wasn't it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

I really, really, REALLY despise musicals.
You've just ruined my day.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Lalalalalalala INTO THE WOODS AND OUT OF THE WORDS AND HOME BEFORE COCK

(__, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

Would you prefer to be home after cock?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

I'm all confused now

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I don't hate anyone.
Derision is easier.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Morning chuckles.
How are the scum of the rail network treating you?
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

Not bad when I ignore them
I had some mental old bag kick off yesterday when she wanted to pay using an unsigned credit card. My fault apparently, and I would have to kick her off at the next stop if that was my attitude, she said. Fair enough. She found some cash and then demanded my name, so I gave her a little advice on the relevance of my name to her attempt at a fraudulent transaction and she went mental.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

I've told you this before, but I could never do your job.
The general public are idiots and/or dicks.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

I'm a fucking idiot.
I've done 57 hours overtime this month voluntarily. Ironically, all the agro I've had has been on my rostered jobs, mainly because when I am working a rest day I barely show my face.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

think of the cash.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

I know, but it's no consolation when the alarm goes off at 430
Still, we're having a couple of jolly trips to That London and lovely Edinburgh out of it. And a new oven. I know how to rock.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:31, archived)

This twat
blog.peta.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/morrissey.jpg
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

I like him
disagree with nearly everything he says but I like his voice.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I think Tony Christie should release an album of Morrissey covers, with the voice.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Although I feel bad for calling him a twat now
Sorry Morrissey, don't hit me
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

I *heart* him

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

But he's so depressing
I bet he never sits down and has a chuckle at the Two Ronnies
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

You can tell he's got a sense of humour from some of his lyrics.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Oh Theoban,
you make me weep for Morrissey :( He will never know the true happiness that you can get from a KFC zinger meal :(
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

He'll never understand the joy of spending the next day on the toilet after horsing a bucket of KFC hot wings

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Depressing?
ever one of his songs gives me the giggles, you cannot take any of his songs seriously.

dancing with a fucking flower for fuck sake.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

Well I've never really paid attention to his lyrics
Or his songs

But he sounds unhappy. DON'T SHOUT AT ME
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

not shouting
demeaning to his dancing with a flower.

why is he dancing with a fucking flower!
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

STOP SHOUTING AT ME
I'm going to the toilet for a cry now
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:28, archived)

if you are affected by any of these issues
please call this number

0898 MANUP
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:30, archived)

:'(

( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

I like his music
but his chat and banter is stupid.
( magnum, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Steven Gerrard.
He's a footballer. I hate his stupid face. I can't bring myself to post a photo of him 'casue he angers me so.
( Jobe, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

he has a very annoying voice as well

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

I have nothing but love for the world.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Hello young lady
how is Friday finding you?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

it's my burfday
so all good :) how are you?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

WOW! Really?!
Happy birthday!
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

thank youuuu
:)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

BIRTHDAY JOY!
*huggles*
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

cheers big ears :)
x
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Yey for birthdays
*gives cake*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

thank you!
there WILL be cake, later.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

Good good
Birthdays without cake are sadtimes.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

happy 10th birthday

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

thanks old man
x
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

YOGHURT KNITTING DO GOODING HIPPIE

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:04, archived)

PEACE AND LOVE

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

I have nothing but love for you.
*bats eyelashes*
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

INTERNET REJECTION
:(
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

Deserved

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:11, archived)

I have nothing but love for you.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Yo yo Double R.
How's tricks?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

I have a new xbox 360
I have a bank holiday weekend
I have a very busy fiancée

DEAD BOSS.


I also need a poo, but that's by the by really.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Your fiancee has been busy killing your boss?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

I'M SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU FROM THE TOILET.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

is it cos I was born in the 80's?
x
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

It's just my way of telling you I haven't bought you a present.
;)
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

*kicks you in the shins*
Consider that one of your birthday beats.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Respond to everyone but me?
Right, that's it. You're getting the remaining 22 beatings before today is through!
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

I have nothing but love for you.
And a crude drawing of a zebra on a Nando's napkin.
( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

*takes napkin*
*blows nose (once of those really bubbly snotty ones)*
*gives napkin back*

Cheers
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

ZEBASTIAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

I'm sorry Ed
I went away. You can beat me up as much as you like to make up for it! *hugs*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:24, archived)

*whacks you on the knees with a wooden spoon*
Two.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:25, archived)

Ow.
I deserve it.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Happy birthday
btw, (is it today or tomorrow?)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

fanks
it is today :)
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

YAY BIRTHDAY SPANGLES

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

*spins you around*
yeee
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

you / your mum

( new_matt, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

Currently, Anthony Steen and Nadine Dorries
STEEN
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:26, archived)

every mother fucking last one of you

( mongychops, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

That harridan Ingrid Cunting Newkirk
From PETA.

In fact, the WHOLE of PETA. I will end them.

Who's with me!??!????!??!?!??!
(theneet began to cut her hair and long for balls, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:35, archived)

They're the nutjob side of pressure groups.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39, archived)