I've regularly gone to work on their menus.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

That's why their signs are always filthy then :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

You wank on Macdonalds menus?
But.... aren't they attached to the wall?
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:41, archived)

Sometimes kids stand in the way too.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Said he excitedly.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

At eye level......?

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

I'm half disgusted, half impressed.
Good morning, Mrs HB.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

Morning!
I'll be on here a bit today, I have a day off and my last essay to finish so I'll be procrastinating. We have hand-in on Tuesday and it's straight off to the cocktail bar. All good with you I hope?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Yes, as it happens
it's Friday, pay day, and the day before a long weekend, so I'm a happy camper.

Speaking of Hood Butters, or to as the case may be, can I ask where your studios are? I was talking to my fellow minstrels last night about recording.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Near Ely in Cambridgeshire
Straight up the M11, A14, A10, by train from Kings X or Liverpol Street. If you want to come up first and have a chat and a look round, gaz either me or CHB.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Don't do it, it's a trap!
The HBs capture young musicians in their prime and milk them for precious talent-juice, which they then sell on the black market.

You emerge blinking in the sunlight, thirty years later. Naught but a withered husk.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

Curses!
Foiled again.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 22 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Fantastic, thanks ever so much, lady.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I'll gaz you.

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Brilliant people. Hooray for HBs.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:13, archived)