aww.
fwapping is just wanking. *fwaps* is someone doing it at something.
I can't help with B& - must be a /board thing.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

*stomps on your foot whilst wearing golf shoes*
Five.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

owwww
*glares*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

*thumps your arm with a cricket bat*
Seven.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

happy b3taday.
why aren't you outside playing on yer bike?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

thanks :)
I'm at work :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

the dwarf not avilable for the happy finishes today?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

that is so utterly rubbish.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I know.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

*stabs your hands with a compass*
Ten.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

*gives you a chinese burn*
Eight.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I hate you, Edd.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

*drops a brick from onto your head*
Eleven.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I feel a little dizzy now.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

*encourages a whole herd of elephants to stampede over a frying pan - then whops you in the face with it*
Thirteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)