Noob's query
OK. I've been hanging around for a month or two and I follow most of what is said & done here, but there are two things that are neither in the dictionary nor obvious to me what they stand for:

FWAPS - something to do with frenetic wnaking? What is the APS?

B& - Seems to be a "FAIL" type response to a crap post. But what does it mean?

Any de-RISing appreciated.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

more like Noob's queer AM I RIGHT

(__, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

Sorry
Don't know Noob that well, so his sexuality is unknown to me.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

more like "Don't know Noob that well because I SUCK COCKS" am i right?

(__, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

Banned. Fwap is a wanking sound, I think.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

Fwaps is an onamatapaeic word for wanking.
Never heard of B&. "Band" maybe.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

aww.
fwapping is just wanking. *fwaps* is someone doing it at something.
I can't help with B& - must be a /board thing.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

*stomps on your foot whilst wearing golf shoes*
Five.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

owwww
*glares*
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

*thumps your arm with a cricket bat*
Seven.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

happy b3taday.
why aren't you outside playing on yer bike?
( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

thanks :)
I'm at work :(
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

the dwarf not avilable for the happy finishes today?

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

that is so utterly rubbish.

( Godzuki needs more sleep., Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

I know.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

*stabs your hands with a compass*
Ten.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

*gives you a chinese burn*
Eight.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

I hate you, Edd.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

*drops a brick from onto your head*
Eleven.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:26, archived)

I feel a little dizzy now.

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:42, archived)

*encourages a whole herd of elephants to stampede over a frying pan - then whops you in the face with it*
Thirteen.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:51, archived)

fwaps fwaps fwaps
tis the noise it sounds like

as for the B?

fucknose.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

i wouldn't worry it's all shit copied from 4chan
b3ta stopped be origional years ago
( mongychops, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

well your spelling is original at least

( rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

i'm the origonal gangsta

( mongychops, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

+ smashing?

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

FWAP = Furiously wanking across porn
Never heard of B&
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

bampersand
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bampersand
( rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

I approve of this reading

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

yeah, I was consciously trying to read it wrong
googled it and, as per usual, I'm not the first
( rob, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

learn something new everyday.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

Thanks all.
I shall sleep easier tonight for knowing this.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 22 May 2009, 11:08, archived)