Surely if you don't work with stupid twats, then you ARE the stupid twat.
_{and then John was a zombie.}
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:22, archived)

My work just keep using arsewords like, "touching base," "synergy" and "blue sky thinking".

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:23, archived)

I've used "end of play" more than once
kill me.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:24, archived)

*kills you*
Twenty.
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:25, archived)

what about the remaining 3?

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

*tiger uppercuts Street Fighter 2 style*
Twenty-Two
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

*picks teeth off floor*

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

My Boss once actually said
"Joined Up Thinking" when reprimanding a workmate.

What a twat. Still, he devoted his life to RTOL then they redundantified him. Serves him right I say.
(Audioduck So, can I haz fucking Cheezburgers or not?, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:30, archived)