I either study with stupid twats or I am the stupid twat.
I just came out of an exam thinking I'd aced it when everyone else said they found it really hard. Hmmmm. Am I super clever or stuper stupid?
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 12:31, archived)

I used to get this a lot.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 22 May 2009, 12:34, archived)