None. I don't drive innit.
But I am very bad at crossing the road. I've nearly been run over by Bill Oddie by the BBC in Bristol.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 22 May 2009, 13:42, archived)

those trandems are a bugger to steer

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

I bet he was too busy concentrating on the tits.

( Druid, Fri 22 May 2009, 13:46, archived)