Never mind that
I've got a big house that looks like a balrog.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

You should really call the fire brigade about that

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

( Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)