I reckon it's all a SHAM
I mean what guy in his right mind would leave a fuckwitted plastic bitch with an opinion of herself even more overinflated than her hideous fake tits ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

fake tits are utterly revolting
fake tits attached to a vacuous bottle-blonde airhead like her, doubly revolting
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

Big, solid tits, tiny, bony flat arse and mutant plastic lips
She's a keeper.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

now you mention it
those features would make her better at catching a football
( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

they're a pair of whole new worlds

( spacefish bong!, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:47, archived)