I think what this country needs
is a government who all drive Honda Accords and have crazy ninja skillz.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

If only in 2001 someone had driven a Honda Accord into the mountains in Afghanistan
We would've avoided these years of pointless wars. Bin Laden would've surrended right there and then.
( Theoban What of it, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:50, archived)

We need Jesse Ventura.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:51, archived)