I'm late home because some chav bint tried to jump in front of my train
On the wrong fucking track. Jesus. I could have had six months off and a big fat pay out had the spastic the sense she was born with and picked the right direction.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

We all know that you train folk( oddly making you sound like carnies)
Live only for the fat payoff you will eventually get for having to lick the spray from a suicide off your faces.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

When I posted earlier from my blackberry
I was impatiently waiting for the silly tart to fuck off so we could go past a signal. When we did I admit to hanging out of the window in the hope of copping some gore.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I imagine the scene to be much like an Alsation leaning out of the car window
but with an albino Yorkshireman.

Wuv ooo
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I did keep my mouth shut to be honest
I'm no cannibal. I imagine she'd only taste like pork marinated in Lamberts and Lynx Africa
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

Oh see now i wish i'd bought more than a couple of cans:(
Curse you, southerner.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

I'm going to have a little drinky now, which I had the foresight to buy earlier in suitable amounts,
And possibly type swears on the internet.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Excellent stuff
Mrs Mykeyboy is off for a day in a spa tomorrow, with massages and the like.
And seeing as she wont be back till late i shall take every opportunity and drink a shedload and abuse the mentally retarded on here.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 22 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

I sent my missus to one of those a couple of times for her birthday
Chicks dig that shit. This year she gets to go to That London and sit next to me while I scowl and she watches Mama Mia in a proper theatre and that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:00, archived)

Christ.
There should be a medal awarded for that sort of thing.

Women are wired wrong. I mean, they dont even appreciate a good fart.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Oh mine sounds a like a choir of ducks when she's pretending to be asleep
They just pretend they don't
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:04, archived)

Pfft
Earplugs FTMFW
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:06, archived)