Have some mouthwash handy for when he finishes off.
What kind off marketing are you doing?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

It's for charidee
so I can still live with myself.
WWF and RSPB, mostly.
I'm a responsible motherfucker.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:33, archived)

Those are pretty worthy causes.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:41, archived)

Hell yeah
and I will get paid, rather than sitting on my arse and collecting dole money.
I hate sitting on my arse and collecting dole money. It's incredibly boring.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

Plus, if they arbritarily choose to stop giving you dole money, there's not a thing you can do about it.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

They can be quite shit like that.
Odd how some people keep theirs and others lose theirs for no reason.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:02, archived)

Bastards took three months to pay me
I think bureaucracy is the worst of all evils.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:07, archived)

oh, and it's knocking on doors
fuck it, there's a recession on, I need the money.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:36, archived)

I thought you were going to apply to be a policeman

( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 23 May 2009, 0:40, archived)

I am
but apparently the application takes about 2 years.
I need some pocket money in the near future.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:42, archived)

bzzz
lolololol
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:44, archived)

The experience is good too
They like a nice full CV. Congratulations by the way!
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 23 May 2009, 0:45, archived)

Ta much
I'm going for paramedic eventually, but it'll take some time, and I've got my hands full at the moment with a cancer patient. Got to pay the rent, and that.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 0:49, archived)

You'll be good at that.
We've already seen you in action :)
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sat 23 May 2009, 0:54, archived)

I keep trying
cheers for the support, you're one in a million, you lovely person, you.

say hello to the Captain for me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 23 May 2009, 1:11, archived)