So...
... I'm completing an application form in which I have to provide an example of how I have "delivered a professional audit service that contributes to organisational effectiveness". In the absence of any actual experience in this area what words and phrases should I try to incorporate in order to make myself look knowledgeable? So far I'm going with "reasonable assurance", "effective risk management", "robust systems".
( C, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

It's like having your shit job
without having it.
( WormuIus, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Yep
all the tedium with none of the salary...
( C, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

Write out a lovely cake recipe

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Good plan, I could maybe attach a sample of the cake as well in the form of a bribe - Employ me as your internal auditor and I'll bring cakes in every day!
( C, Sat 23 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

I had a great CV and letter arrive yesterday.
He wanted an apprenticeship, and as soon as he's completed it he wants to set up in competition with us.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sat 23 May 2009, 10:13, archived)