I'm going to invent a new martial art which is a cross between capoeira and morris dancing.
Who wants to meet outside bogus's house and practice non-stop for three months?
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:43, archived)

Excellent.

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

Touch me, Easty.
Touch me inappropriately.
With bells on.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:45, archived)

*jangle*

( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:52, archived)

I'll cut you

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:44, archived)

OH BOY !
Count me in !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:48, archived)

only if you come up with some good names for your fighting styles
remember monkey, dragon, tiger etc. are already taken
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:49, archived)

Something good and English.
Badger.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 23 May 2009, 11:58, archived)

Weasel
stoat
whippet
terrier
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 May 2009, 14:00, archived)