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Are you on your own in your new place or are you sharing?

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Sharing
Is it not common knowledge with whom I am sharing?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:30, archived)
Possibly but my memory is about as much use as Gonzo at a Mr Universe contest

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:32, archived)
Gonz would be VERY useful at a Mr Universe contest
He'd be in charge of applying the baby oil to the contestants.

I shall be moving in with b3ta's other jew.
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:34, archived)
That's right, I am a jew whore
BUT I WON'T LET THEM CONTROL MY MEDIA!
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Just think of the chances you'll have to discover her secret jew gold!

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
I hope it's in her knicker drawer

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
Jew gold smells quite strongly
It's probably best if you push your face right in there, just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
It's the only way to be CERTAIN

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Im not sure what the jew version of a fag hag is...

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
"hag"

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
You schlamiel

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
normally called the wife I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Clearly, once you've gone heeb, you cant leave

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:35, archived)
Their noses do it for me

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:37, archived)
You know she'll charge you per sheet of loo roll
And follow you around turning off lights
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
It's the cross I have to bear
which is ironic...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:40, archived)
yeah, carrying a hairy cross with you
weirdo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
the combined expenses bit is fine
up until you mention the gas bill.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:38, archived)
Pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
I buy my zyklon-b in calor gas cannisters.

(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:39, archived)
zyklon b sounds like the baddy in a 70s japanese telly series

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 23 May 2009, 16:41, archived)