Not necessarily true.
Sometimes sexiness can be defined by what's available on a Saturday night through an alcoholic haze just before the club closes and you face the prospect of having to go home on your own again but would really like to get laid.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:00, archived)

oh christ no
don't remind me.

This is why I can no longer set foot in the district of Denton, Manchester.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sat 23 May 2009, 19:05, archived)

It's a fairly universal anecdote.
But at least it has always helped me pull drunk women.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 19:06, archived)