My head is totally shaved.
Exactly what hair is that you are trying to ruffle?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

erm, erm, erm
It wasn't even me!
A bigger boy did it and ran away
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh
I hoped you were referring to my moustache.

It has taken me 3 months to grow so far and would probably look best under a Pickelhaube.

Or with a welder's torch in my hand in the ship-yards of Gdansk.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I can't say anything when it comes to facial hair
I'm shit at facial hair (see profile for further clarification).
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm a hairy bastard
I'm also 40 in three weeks and this is my first attempt at a moustache (on its own) since I was 18. It's starting to look like this. It's at the stage that I can part and wax it. I'm aiming towards this.

Only darker and more ginger.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)