My left nostril has now been blocked for 25 hours
What minor nagging body problems have you had today?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:30, archived)

Over clipped finger nail.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

ouch.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Rub it with a lemon!
It cures it, honest!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

This sounds like it might work.
In dense world.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:40, archived)

Do not (and I can't stress or repeat this enough), DO NOT eat salt and vinegar McCoys now.
Not without wearing gloves.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:43, archived)

It's ok.
It's not open, just uncomfortable when I catch it.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

Are salt and vinegar Walkers OK?
How about Seabrooks?
( in vino veritas, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Walkers no. Seabrook yes.
It will be painful, but they are the finest crisps in the land after all.
K bought some from Booths this morning. I'm showing admirable restraint.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I expect my discussion of their crisp waviness
and their delectable savoury taste isn't helping your resolve.
( in vino veritas, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Hmm, they would be better than one of the 2 bags of Mr Porky piglumps that are also in the pantry downstairs.

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

Are you mental?
Nothing is better than pork scratchings. Except snogging.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

What if…
You were snogging someone in a pub- and they turned out to have a pork scratching in their mouth at the time?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

I'd ask them to marry me right there and then.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:20, archived)

You may be a generation apart from me
But you are a lady with the principles I hold dearly.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

Limey Treat is a top bird!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

That's going straight on my CV.

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

No need for the internet knight appearance
I wasn't being nasty to her- at least I don't think I was.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:31, archived)

pfft! Mr Touchy! No internet white knighting here
i was agreeing with you
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:32, archived)

Fair enough
Without being all sentimental and that- she's one of the b3tards I like.

There again, I'm just a fluffy big pussycat and love all of you.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:35, archived)

Awww! C'mere!
*playfully ruffles your hair with fist in a manly japery way*
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

My head is totally shaved.
Exactly what hair is that you are trying to ruffle?
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

erm, erm, erm
It wasn't even me!
A bigger boy did it and ran away
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:41, archived)

Oh
I hoped you were referring to my moustache.

It has taken me 3 months to grow so far and would probably look best under a Pickelhaube.

Or with a welder's torch in my hand in the ship-yards of Gdansk.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

I can't say anything when it comes to facial hair
I'm shit at facial hair (see profile for further clarification).
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

I'm a hairy bastard
I'm also 40 in three weeks and this is my first attempt at a moustache (on its own) since I was 18. It's starting to look like this. It's at the stage that I can part and wax it. I'm aiming towards this.

Only darker and more ginger.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Oh stop it. I'm blushing.
thanks :)
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:38, archived)

do you prefer the hard crunchy ones
or the soft fatty ones?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Snogs or pig lumps?

( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:37, archived)

er snogs
no, pig lumps
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:42, archived)

*snoglumps*
or something. That sounded better in my head.
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:44, archived)

Lumpsnogs.
*pusa's it*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Seabrooks make reasonable crisps.
If you prefer good crisps, then look for "Tayto."
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

Northern Ireland or ROI version?

( in vino veritas, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:17, archived)

Either's good
Personally I sway towards Tandragee Castle.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:19, archived)

Personally
I'm a Red Rock or Smiths girl.

chippie chippie chippie!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

You're a dirty forriner
With a Monty Python quotation in their sig to boot.

You don't count.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

Excuse me. The only thing dirty about me is my mind
I'm very clean thank you - shower twice daily, wash my hands after toilet business and/or getting off.

/gives a great sloppy kiss on the cheek
You're the first person who's picked that quote!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Matches, matches?

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:36, archived)

/beams
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

I am no longer infected

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

that's what they all say

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:43, archived)

It's just a heat rash

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

And I'm the queen of England.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I'll have to check you to make sure.
Apparently the Queen- God Bless Her- has Swann Hunter tattooed under her breasts. "Swann" under her right tit and "Hunter" under her left one.

Most people don't know that, but I met a man down the pub the other night who apparently is an old friend of Prince Philip and who served with him in the navy during WWII. Seems that Phil had a naughty photo of his new wife showing off her tattoos that he spread around to motivate the troops.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

bugger off
My tits are for one man's eyes only - not yours.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:07, archived)

Used to be that there was an unwritten rule on /talk
That you never referenced Monty Python.

Seems to have gone away now.

/Still appreciates a sloppy kiss- even if it is from the other side of the world.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:39, archived)

well I'm stubborn.
:) So I'd've referenced it anyways.

Or the Young Ones. Fuck I love the Young Ones.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

You killed a hippy!

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:48, archived)

HA HA! MISSED BOTH MY LEGS!

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:51, archived)

It's a telescope with a mouse in it

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

"don't look at me - I'm irrelevant!"

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:56, archived)

Number 5
The larch.
( Lord Gnome, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:02, archived)

Never be rude...

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:09, archived)

CANDLE!
/first
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:01, archived)

Nobody wanted the first chick pea Neil.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:53, archived)

"it's risotto!"
"No it's not it's snow isn't it?"
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:54, archived)

Yep! The Tayto Cheese and Onion ones I had in Dublin were terrific
see also: Ruffles Cream Cheese and Chives from that America
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:30, archived)

cut to the quick

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:53, archived)

I wish to speak on behalf of most, and say "obesity".

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:31, archived)

JMG.. it sounds like you're obese
This can't be right.
(__, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

"MOST". Not all.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

how long before that anti-chaffing cream
is advertised in the newsletter?

It's the same demographic after all.
( CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

I'd be very much :(

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

Anti-chaffing cream for those too lazy to bother with a healthier diet and a bit of exercise.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Are you nervous?
I see Boro, West Brom and Hull going down, and the Magpies finishing a point ahead of the Maccems.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

GOD I'm already on the edge of my seat.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:54, archived)

WBA are already down
No way are Hull going to beat Man Utd, nor Boro beat West Ham.

Chances are that Newcastle will beat Villa and Sunderland lose to Chelsea.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

I think a draw will keep us up.
I hope the BBC old pal's act comes in to play, at Villa Park.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

I said exactly this to my dad at lunchtime.
Martin and Alan have shared enough sofa time to ensure a 1-1 nailed on.
That's where the milknosugar pounds are going tomorrow.
Hull to get narrowly beat 2-1, and Chelsea to wallop S**der**nd
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

This would be fine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:10, archived)

I like Sunderland
They have a nice stadium and a pretty stripy outfit.

/girl's view on football
( in vino veritas, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:14, archived)

Careful now.
That kind of talk, online, can get a girl ex-Jamunicated
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

You won't get a draw- I think.
Villa have the poorest recent record in the Premiership after Hull. You should beat them easily.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

I've had a headache
since Tuesday night.

It's now Sunday morning.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

Have you tried trepanning?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

tre-whatting?

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:35, archived)

You drill a hole in your head, to let the bad spirits out of your head.
Very popular in the middle ages.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

if it stops my headache
I'll do it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

*hugs and head massage*
And a shitload of opiate painkillers.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

Could verily go some opiates
right about now. And some hugs. And head massages.

So thanks. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:39, archived)

Head messages
are severely under prescibed.

Not yet known a lady that doesn't dig the head massage!


don't know many ladies...
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

head massages are a godsend.

maybe you need to go out and meet some then?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

They're actually a banana send, well, at least when I give them.
Nah, I know enough, really... it's just they keep on ending up in the giant freezer in the cellar
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

ohh right.
So - Steak at yours next saturday then??
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

Leg or breast?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:58, archived)

Not sure.
you pick - I'm a vegetarian - this is my first time eating meat in a long while (fnarr)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:06, archived)

You want to eat my pik?
Well, I can't really blame you.

(May help if you know some Dutch)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:24, archived)

The only Dutch I know is from watching illegal videos in the 1980s
"Neuk mij"

Whatever that means.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:26, archived)

It's also how I learned German.
"Ich will dich in den Arsch fricken" has got me more places than I could ever have imagined.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:28, archived)

The Blue Oyster bar?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:45, archived)

Fuck me. Or 'screw me' which is more literal I think

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:40, archived)

I know a very very little
I get by with translators (have family).

Aye I'll eat your pik - as long as it's not the third leg.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:29, archived)

eleventh finger, maybe?

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:47, archived)

too small to be a finger
looks more like a pinky toe.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:50, archived)

It's not my fault
mummy took thalidomide.



You're mean to me!
(Thalidomide for the fingers, the cock just happens to be tiny, too)
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:58, archived)

I figured.
And no I'm not. I never said it was *yours*.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:03, archived)

Is there something you'd like to tell the internet now?
"Miss" Cat?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:05, archived)

nae
I just assumed you were getting the meat from your freezer is all.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:11, archived)

oh, but that's only girls!
I thought you wanted my pik... :(

What I do is I knock 'em off, stick 'em in the freezer, wait 3-36 months, then I take them out and put them in a nice room temperature room to thaw out before burying them in a shallow grave somewhere in the forest, thus throwing the forensics out by a year or two.

The most stressful part of the thawing stage, when I take them to the freezer I'm still pumped, but the thawing and burying is when I get most scared about being found out...

Actually, reminds me of a story. Some man saw a dead dog on the road, so he took it, put it in the freezer, took out a pet insurance policy on the dog then took the cadaver to the vet. The silly fool didn't let it defrost fully, though, so he was uncovered. But really, who sees a dead dog and thinks insurance fraud?
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:16, archived)

.....
I'm lost for words.

/facepalms.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:27, archived)

I know!
The dog was just lying by the side of the road and everything!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:31, archived)

I've had a heartache
since 1997

(not really, before you all gush with concern)
( CowJam, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:47, archived)

have a bandaid and a bottle of whisky.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:57, archived)

headache.

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

*hugs*

(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:37, archived)

*despairs*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:44, archived)

Aw, don't despair!
I don't have my spanner anywhere near me.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I'm all achy.
I had a heavy sesh of pick-up AMERICAN FOOTBALL yesterday.
HUT HUT HIKE
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

A while since you played?

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:33, archived)

Well really it was just the NFL equivalent of a kickabout.
I still ache though.
( ArthurTheRat, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Give it a couple of days playing.
It'll be better.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

back knack

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:32, archived)

98.5% of the people here have your left nostril blocked too

( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:34, archived)

Mmm
sexy left nostril action!
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Just general madness.
I am off to bed.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:36, archived)

Kill them with hammers.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:38, archived)

STOP!...

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

I WANT IRISH CUDDLES PLZ

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:45, archived)

*CUDDLES o'TOPLESS!*

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

hurrah!

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

R'oFL!
..and other gags along these lines.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

I've felt very tired all day
despite getting about 10 hours sleep last night and have done no physical exercise for about a week.
( magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:46, archived)

In that case
it's the not doing physical exercise.

Go out for a small jog tomorrow, you'll feel so much better a couple hours after.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:48, archived)

When I say week, I mean about 8 years

( magnum, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:49, archived)

Uh, yeah, well
...go out for a jog tomorrow... and bring a spittoon.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 22:52, archived)

itchy head

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:50, archived)

Had a fat lump on my cock for 10 years.
Maybe I'll get round to divorcing her one day.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:51, archived)

At least it's been on your cock
and not round your throat.
( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:34, archived)

I've been casting my face
A most sensory depriving experience
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:56, archived)

Have you been casting it in a block of pure cocaine?

( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 22:59, archived)

In plaster
pure cocaine would be good though ;)

www.b3tards.com/u/7b41e002d43ddf38cb64/img_2230vb.jpg
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

That's damned cool.
As Reptilian Banana points out- reminds me of the death masks at Mme Tusseaud's.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

sexy sensory deprivation?

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Always
How is the lady with the fuck me dress then?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Speshul! I'm in the ASOS magazine. I is all famous and that!
still hoping to get a job in London over the summer. fuck the logistics of it, i'll worry about that later.
are you still tender and bruised?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

oooooooooooOOOOOooooo
Go you! This guy has agreed to meet me on friday about taking me on so it's all happy. What plans you got for summer?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:15, archived)

the Rankin live thing wants volunteers to work at the exhibition
so that'd be good experience. but if i dont get that then i'll just slowly go mad working at the home office.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:21, archived)

Go to office angels
If you can type, answer a phone and not dribble over the keyboard then you can get £8 an hour on reception.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:23, archived)

other people in my office are with office angels
they don't get paid full overtime for working overtime. and I'm scared of phones. *idiot*
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:33, archived)

Argh!
It looks like a death mask!

Pretty funky though, good overall coverage. Did you leave holes in the nostrils or did you manage to hold your breath for long enough?

Sensory deprivation can be quite fun. Other times terrifying.
Vision and hearing I find quite enjoyable to play with.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I had some rather fetching straws in my nose
I had to fill the holes in with alginate before the plaster went in, then carve them out proper later.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

Oh, that sounds like fun!
I've never done a face casting; I think I'd go insane and start clawing at it before it set.

Though I must say I think my nose would come out most lovely.
(Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:05, archived)

It's a bit unpleasant TBH
But it's for an art project wot I is doing so suffering is par for the course. :P
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:13, archived)

Can someone tell me what it's like living in Manchester without throwing a hissy fit and trying to make me swear never to live there?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:00, archived)

Yes
Ask Gilgamesh. I think he lives there.
( Lord Gnome, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:02, archived)

I think he'd violate my conditions.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

i've been to manchester and it seems pretty much like any city
a bit of a dump in places, and very expensive in the nice parts. standard northerners too.
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:03, archived)

I just looked at the form my referee would have to fill in.
He has to judge my mental capacity :(
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:04, archived)

That seems over the top.
Have they had many headcases applying?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:08, archived)

not "mental" capacity, just my mental capacity. You know, like, how good I am at learning shit.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:09, archived)

Learning shit.
Are you doing a sewerage degree?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

no but there's a plan

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 23 May 2009, 23:16, archived)

I hope you tapped your nose whilst typing that.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:55, archived)

I enjoyed living in Manchester
It's a vibrant city with loads of great restaurants and stuff to do. Very good for music and theatre.

Good transport links to the rest of the country too.
( in vino veritas, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:12, archived)

i smell pretty bad, yo
here, have a whiff *wafts*
( spacefish bong!, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:01, archived)

Garlic burps

( Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 23 May 2009, 23:32, archived)