That when in B&Q looking for materials from which to construct a cage to keep birds off your peas
It is best to ask someone with a braincell or two to rub together when trying to locate what you need.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:52, archived)

Top tip there Jim

( in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:55, archived)

Aye
They were so lacking in intelligence I think it was catching.

*Considers applying for Big Brother*
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:56, archived)

The easiest way to attract one of the orange dungarees is to start stuffing power tools into your pockets
When someone arrives, you can take them out and ask a question. They usually send one of the most knowledgable ones.
On the plus side, if they don't catch you, can you get me a Bosch GBH24VRE 24V SDS Hammer Drill?
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:59, archived)

Sorry dude
I was only after a hammer and some wire staples.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:03, archived)