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I found out today that one shouldn't wear knickers underneath cycling shorts
because it apparently encourages chafing.

This has discouraged me from buying second hand cycling shorts on eBay for my spinning class.

What useful information have you found out?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:40, archived)
that you can buy second hand cycling shorts on ebay

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
*shudders*
Second hand bum sweat?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Just a half, ta

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
No thanks, I'm trying to give up

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
it's so moreish

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
You can get second hand vibrators on ebay
:(
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
I don't wear underpants when I go out on my rides....
imagine that. It'd be horrible if you did, it'd get all damp and horrid when you got into the hard training part. Today I learnt that Plant pots are expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
I shall have to refrain from imagining that
until my spinning class has made me much fitter than I currently am.

I fear the increased blood pressure and heart rate would have serious negative effects.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
I'm one of those terrible baggy shorts lot.
I find it protects against skin loss and brambles mroe effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
if I wasn't mostly a roady I'd wear baggies, I don't know something about being a roadie means that I can't wear anything else but lycra :(

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
roady roadie roady roadie
I RIDE MAINLY ON ROADS, AND HAVE THE OCCASIONAL WEEKEND ON TRAILS ON A HIRED BICYCLE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
I am mildly disappointed at this news of roadie-ness.
Though I haven't been on my bike for a long time now and envy you despite you being a DIRTY ROADIE.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
the last time I rode a bike was last weekend and it was on the trails at Coed-y-brenin, I hope this calms you down.

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
*gets stabby*
If you get the chance, head to Snowdonia and try out the relatively new Penmachno trails.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
oh god
I think you have sorted me out for wanking material for about a month. Thanks Grandma!
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
I think I need a little lie down.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:46, archived)
Oh my!

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Trying to mediate between a mother and her daughter will always result in being seen as the biggest bastard that ever walked the earth
Learn from me. Hello.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
*takes note*

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
Today has been, or rather yesterday was, Olympic Bitch Trials
I got the short straw and ended up being a referee. My conclusion - fuck off and grow up, the pair of you. Thank you, ta.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Hello, does your missus still need me?
Also, best NEVER to get between the two. It always ends badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Oh knackers, forgot about that
I'll let you know when she starts being human again.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Hello BO!
I shall warn Mr Veritas of this. He is most likely to be mediating between me and my mother or me and my daughter.

Or all three of us for maximum bastard points.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Quarter past twelve last night
Both of them crying down the phone at me. Fucks sake!
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
Oh dear
*supportive hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
Now I'm looking for a sub to go to The Specials with me as I'm not having her scowl at me for two hours while I try and skank my tits off tomorrow

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
I feel your pain
Anyone here like Blur?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
Haven't you found anyone to go with yet?

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
Nope.
The only people so far who have expressed an interest is the dullest man alive who looks like Herr Lipp and a fat, emotionally needy woman whom I went to school with.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:00, archived)
Close friends of yours then?
Why not consider who'd be most fun to go with and ask them especially?

Even if someone did want to go they might not feel comfortable asking you, especially as you've not made it clear how much money you're expecting for the ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
I'm not actually expecting any
One guy from here offered me drugs, but I'm avoiding weed these days on the grounds it turns me into a gibbering idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:07, archived)
Does it?
How can you tell? Roffle, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
From what I have been told by caring and concerned individuals.
And rather horrible flashbacks.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

avoiding weed these days on the grounds it turns me into
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
Uh-huh.
I didn't realise strikethroughs were still considered amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
Brilliant.
So now you're completely devoid of humour too?
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:16, archived)
No, just suffering from a case of terminal bewilderment, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:18, archived)
So, only you expressed interest?
I'm confused, you made it sound like you meant there was someone else with that title.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 1:09, archived)
I don't resemble Herr Lipp
Do keep up.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
When and where?

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Leeds about tea time

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
NOTHING FROM THIS THREAD I CAN TELL YOU THAT MUCH!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111111111111111

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
That I am no longer considered "immediate family" to my immediate family.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
since you had your stroke?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Have K and LMT disowned you?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:54, archived)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
Are your parents dead?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:58, archived)

During his lifetime, Cosimo acquired a reputation for eccentricity—a reputation enhanced and exaggerated by later commentators. Reportedly, he was frightened of thunderstorms, and so pyrophobic that he rarely cooked his food; he lived largely on hard-boiled eggs, which he prepared 50 at a time while boiling glue for his artworks. He also resisted any cleaning of his studio, or trimming of the fruit trees of his orchard; he lived, wrote Vasari, "more like a beast than a man."
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
That when in B&Q looking for materials from which to construct a cage to keep birds off your peas
It is best to ask someone with a braincell or two to rub together when trying to locate what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:52, archived)
Top tip there Jim

(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Aye
They were so lacking in intelligence I think it was catching.

*Considers applying for Big Brother*
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
The easiest way to attract one of the orange dungarees is to start stuffing power tools into your pockets
When someone arrives, you can take them out and ask a question. They usually send one of the most knowledgable ones.
On the plus side, if they don't catch you, can you get me a Bosch GBH24VRE 24V SDS Hammer Drill?
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 24 May 2009, 0:59, archived)
Sorry dude
I was only after a hammer and some wire staples.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 24 May 2009, 1:03, archived)