You've not lived with him.Uncontrollable flatulence.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:00,
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I bet he is a great shag all the same.(
Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 24 May 2009, 2:02,
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He's ok.A bit aggressive though.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:09,
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You have failed me for the last time, Doveston./Vader voice
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:13,
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Fuckin' hell Dave.I poured vinegar in his drink, what more do you want?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:14,
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Oh, he just didn't notice then?My mistake. Carry on.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:15,
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I wee in the washing machine when he does his laundry too.(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:18,
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he's lying.he tried to do it, then said that you told him to when i managed to stop him with my powerful arms.
at which point he done a wee in the washing machine.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:21,
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I KNEW IT.YOU HAVE FAILED ME DOVESTON.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:24,
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He lies.Plus, he just went to bed, I think I'll go wipe my bum with his clothes now.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 24 May 2009, 2:26,
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