You are perhaps fortunate..
In not having testicles to drop off in the winter
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

no - instead my boobs get to ache and have nowhere to retract into!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

I would't worry
You shall be swaddled under multiple layers of clothes with a high tog value and not notice anything in that department
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

gods above and below...
I really am going to freeze - I wear about 4 layers in winter here - I won't be able to move for the padding!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

nip across to Poland
last time I went it reached minus 30
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

fuck me.
That's unheard of here. I think the coldest it's ever been where I am is -5. And that was last winter!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:22, archived)