this is not a roll call at all.
who is still alive?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

Jesus

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

Alive and Fed
Sun shining, bird's singing, hangover free...
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:02, archived)

sounds too good to be true.
It's grey and cloudy here. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:03, archived)

But it's winter in Oz
And always summer here
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:04, archived)

true.
I actually like winter though. Moving to the UK will still be a shock - the cold here apparently doesn't even come close!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:06, archived)

Never a truer word spoken
I was in Glasgow at Christmas and froze my arse off!
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:07, archived)

I've never seen snow.
trufax.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

I've seen enough for a lifetime
Which is why I buggered off from Scotland 22 years ago
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:09, archived)

ahah fair enough.
I'm going to miss the sun. I'm moving at the end of nov next year - so pretty much go from *just* beginning to warm up here, to bloody cold!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

You are perhaps fortunate..
In not having testicles to drop off in the winter
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

no - instead my boobs get to ache and have nowhere to retract into!

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:13, archived)

I would't worry
You shall be swaddled under multiple layers of clothes with a high tog value and not notice anything in that department
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

gods above and below...
I really am going to freeze - I wear about 4 layers in winter here - I won't be able to move for the padding!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:16, archived)

nip across to Poland
last time I went it reached minus 30
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:18, archived)

fuck me.
That's unheard of here. I think the coldest it's ever been where I am is -5. And that was last winter!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:22, archived)

when I was about 4 years old I drew a picture of a snowman
and being 4 years old I proudly wrote the word SNO underneath it

then my brother corrected it by adding a T

the cunt
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:14, archived)

Bet it still has pride of place
On the family fridge
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:15, archived)

awwww.
that's a little bit pathetically cute that you're still upset all these years later.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

Gilga-clique ASSEMBLE!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:08, archived)

get fucked.
I luff you really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:10, archived)

Hello you!
I know how grumpy you can be at this time of the morning .....
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:10, archived)

not today mush, I'm wall to wall and treetop tall

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:11, archived)

big trees or little trees?
either way I'm fucked. I'm only large shrubbery height...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

if there's one piece of music that captures my mood right now
it's this
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

They might be giants
Aceness abounds
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:19, archived)

that is briliant
and 7 shades of awesome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

it's entertaining AND informative
one day all music wil be as good as TMBG
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:33, archived)

I'm balancing things out by listening to a really awful remix
of Moloko's The Time is Now.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

^^^^^^^
I've tried all sorts of stuff, but somehow am completely unable to emulate this style, but then again, they have talent and I do not.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

i bet you have talent in other areas though.
so don't stress.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

Not really
b3ta.com/links/318625
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:36, archived)

that's good!
what're you talking about? I like that. did you do the guitar?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

Yes, but very slowly
And then treated and speeded back up
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:46, archived)

well I can't play at all
so you're already one up on me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:50, archived)

Gilgamesh is actually
/talk's guitar hero...
Where I break it down, treat it and rebuild it he can do it in real time..
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:53, archived)

wow. Wish I could play guitar.
Or at least piano. I can only sing.
Well I used to play clarinet and sax but haven't in yonks.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:59, archived)

More...
Here
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 5:05, archived)

very nice

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 5:13, archived)

I copied one of their guitar effects a while back
tempo-synced volume wobble on the guitars, they used to use it all the time, sounds ace

they went a bit shit after three albums though
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:37, archived)

Kitchen Sync?
Oooh, this looks like the berries..
www.kaosaudio.com/atom-splitter-dune-delay-2/
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

best not forget that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:41, archived)

kitchen Syncubus

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:43, archived)

Lest we forget

( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:44, archived)

Bloody Hell
Behaviour most unbecoming
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:12, archived)

Hello
you degraded itinerant.
I am scared of football.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:17, archived)

Hull are going to lose, full stop
Brough are as good as gone, get a point against Villa and you're home and dry

or just watch Button walking the Monaco GP for your sporting jollies
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

or play with this, to really scare yourself
www.gilgamesh.zen.co.uk/predict.htm
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

I am also scared of Football
Especially today, cliffhanger ending in Scotland, even if it were being shown here I think I would be hiding behind the settee, peeking out at the TV as if the cybermen were still in the London Underground tunnels.
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:21, archived)

I am.
But I can't decide what to do today. I'm going to go to bed shortly, this much is certain.

But should I just sleep the whole day through, or get up, step out into the sunshine and go climbing? I just don't know. Yesterday was meant to be a rest day, but I climbed anyway. If I go again today my fingertips will end up red raw, my muscles shot and I won't be able to climb very hard on Monday. But it might rain Monday anyway.

Or maybe I should go and sit in the park and drink all day.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:25, archived)

why not...
sleep all morning, and then drink in the park all afternoon?
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:26, archived)

Oh, I'll sleep all morning anyway.
By "day" I mean the time between about 1.30pm and whenever it gets dark.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:29, archived)

then go drinking in the park.
sounds most sensible to me!
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:29, archived)

Or I could combine plans,
by sleeping all morning, then going to the crag with booze, getting drunk and climbing.

Falling off becomes much more likely but somewhat less painful after a few beers.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:32, archived)

I like climbing..
it's fun.

I can't climb with beer in me though. hell.
I can't walk with beer in me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:34, archived)

It is fun.
With beer in me, worries of the big hard ground fade away and I feel like I can pull on the tiniest of holds. Sadly things like balance, co-ordination and the ability to see these tiny holds vanish.

It's alcohol's ancient curse: the feeling of being superhuman while barely functioning at the level of a retarded toddler.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:38, archived)

gotta love the harnesses!
My balance and coordination aren't brilliant at the most sober of times...
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 24 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

Crag?
Edinburgh?
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:35, archived)

Leeds.
By crag, I just mean a bunch of rocks that you can climb on.
(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:40, archived)

Sorry
Sounded very much like an Edinburgh pastime, rock climbing with junkies
( fagilliD Fuck I'm good!, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:42, archived)

Haha.

(MooCow_Byter, Sun 24 May 2009, 4:45, archived)

I'm an hour and a half late.
I'm going to watch running man.
( mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Sun 24 May 2009, 5:33, archived)