I can't quite believe the size of the lump of earwax I just dug out of my ear
seriously, I might have it stuffed and mounted
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:13, archived)

What would you stuff it with?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:14, archived)

MORE EARWAX

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:27, archived)

You need to chew more!
Chewing encourages increased lubrication of the ear thingies.
( Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:16, archived)

I can't reach my ears with my teeth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:18, archived)