i'm not sure you are suppose to just take sea shells, think of the hermit crabs
you utter shit cunt
( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:30, archived)

Fuck hermit crabs.
If they want somewhere to live they can grow their own shells, like decent, hardworking lobsters.
Why should the taxpaying crustaceans be expected to support these scum?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:33, archived)

whoa, it is the hermit crabs right to no fixed abode, just roaming the sea shore selling lucky seaweed

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Petrochirus diogenes..

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:38, archived)