You are correct
I think southampton is probably the closest beach that's any good
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:35, archived)

camber sands is ok, but there is fuck all there, just the beach and dunes

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

Whereas proper beaches have castles made of ice, and rivers of treacle.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:41, archived)

the abillity to consume seafood and beer is a must for me

( mongychops, Sun 24 May 2009, 12:42, archived)