I'm bored.
What play-thing can you offer me today?
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Sheffield.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:06, archived)

Your daughter being whipped whilst wearing spandex
clicky

(edit: this film is in my top ten; apart from Dale & Flash being played by bad/non-actors [they were models], it's perfect)
( custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:08, archived)

+while I play inappropriate music

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

Also, youtube comments never fail to be creepy

( ArthurTheRat, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:11, archived)

I like the one who wondered why one of the ornamental hands on the torture table
hadn't moved to her arse
( custard, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:14, archived)

Ah, the memories.
Bliss.
( flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:10, archived)

I'd offer you some Jelly Tots
but I've eaten them all. OM NOM NOM.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:27, archived)

Hello Small
I'm getting a bit giddy for this evening
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:28, archived)

YAY.
It'll be great. I hope you enjoy yourself LOL. I've heard you missus isn't going. Is she mental?
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:30, archived)

She is full of cold
But I've guilted her right up and she's going now
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 14:32, archived)