Don't get your hopes up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:44, archived)

*steals your side of beef*

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:46, archived)

*gives you some extra letters for your language*
Oh, hang on. You speak English now.

*takes them back*
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:48, archived)

Ná bí dána.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

Well copied.
Oh man, I'm shit at subjugation.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:54, archived)

And that's why you've no empire left.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

I didn't want one anyway
Also, my lot are from over your way. Perhaps I'm a raiding party.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:56, archived)

PANTY RAID

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

*knickers on head*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:58, archived)

Oh man, we forgot the doll.
*rocket in the bedroom*
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:36, archived)

Impressive criticism
Considering the greatest achievement of any Irish man or woman is to get as far from their country as they can, as soon as they can.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:57, archived)

Says the emigrant to the man still living in his own country..

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 15:59, archived)