Oh, they love it when it's them burning wee bits of paper.
When you're charging at them with a sod of turf dipped in petrol, set alight and stuck on a pitchfork and screaming "FUCK OFF OR I'LL BURN YE" they'll scarper pretty sharpish.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:35, archived)

hahahaha
I have no petrol sadly.
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:38, archived)

As long as you've got a pitchfork you should be able to work something out.
And if you've no pitchfork then your children should be taken into care.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:40, archived)

I have a rake with nails in it.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

I suppose we'll let this pass, what with the recession and so forth.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 16:44, archived)