I have never done anything stupid.
And anything stupid I may have done, I have told the internet about so it didn't happen.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sun 24 May 2009, 18:08, archived)

That didn't work for Derek Draper though, did it?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:09, archived)

I like this Idea.
I have told the internet, I am cleansed of my sin.

This is what a Catholic must feel like after confession.
( Anthropos Was making beer on, Sun 24 May 2009, 18:10, archived)