The Neville Presents: "Choose your own fucking football-adventure-bollocks"
You are sitting in a chair watching grown men kick a ball about on your telly screen. In your hand is a can of Carlsberg "lager", and you
are incensed at the referee because he is a cunt. Two of your friends are on the sofa. They are also clutching cans of "lager" and calling
various people "wanker" and "twat". The room is thick with testosterone and you fancy a pie. Do you

a) Continue calling the ref a cunt for the next 89 minutes
b) Go and get a pie and shove it in your pieface
c) Realise that life is short and go outside to lie on the grass screaming at the blackbirds
d) Pour more Carlsberg "lager" down your mouth throat
e) All of the above
( The Neville What what what, Sun 24 May 2009, 19:18, archived)

f) Listen to Jonathan from Spotify
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 24 May 2009, 19:24, archived)

Where the hell have you been?

( The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Sun 24 May 2009, 19:24, archived)