Because the internet, like your annoying, socially-maladjusted little brother, simply must have the last word or it'll throw a massive tantrum.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:36, archived)

For a second I thought you were talking about their actual brother.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

I'm going to throw a right strop now
WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:38, archived)

Or not get undressed
apparently.
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 1:42, archived)