His dog collar
is the dessicated remains of his own fallopian tubing.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:49,
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His bible
is just odd pages from Razzle he found in a hedge.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:56,
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His idea of missionary work
is to spend the money raised for the church roof on sex tourism. In Norfolk.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:03,
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Something something somehing...
Just imagine I've said something snappy and witty here, I'm too drunk and tired to do any thinking.
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:53,
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THS GUY IS A TOTOL TIME WASTER. DO NOT BYE FROM HIM.
HE IS SUCH A SHIT VICAR HE OFFRED MY MUM A BAT'S CLOACA ON A PLATE INSTED OF CAKE!!11!!11!1!!
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:57,
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Are you insinuating that you offered my mum your penis?
Because in that case she said it looked like a bat's cloaca.
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TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:01,
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Yeah, well...
goodnight. Cricket tomorrow, WOO!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 25 May 2009, 3:58,
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Sorry
but as acting head of the Parish Council, I've had a long conversation with the RSPCA and I'm afraid your presence at the cricket ground is no longer tolerable. Joyce will be happy to return your Chris Rea CDs and any other personal effects.
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wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 25 May 2009, 4:12,
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